He is so hairy that he looks as if he is about to hibernate or climb a tree.īe not deceived, however his looks are deceiving, and he is likely to be as energetic (and as strong) as a bear in the wild. He is apt to have a mustache, a beard, a hairy chest, unusually abundant pubic hair, hairy arms and legs, and, if he is a true bear, as opposed to a mere cub, a hairy back (and, quite possibly, a hairy backside, too). As the name suggests, the guy who has this type of body is hairy. The most animalistic of the gay body types is that of the bear. Although the physical routine is exhausting, each workout is rewarded with a chance to check out the object of one's lubricious affections in the showers, in order to ascertain whether he has the necessary qualifications to be shagged. It is a manufactured body, created by thousands of man-hours (or girly-man hours) of backbreaking bench presses, flyes, butterfly curls, dips, and other iron-pushing maneuvres, executed in a four-on, one-off punishing schedule of gym-going. The buff bod is never a result of the honest innocent participation in ordinary sports or athletics, such as basketball, football, or hockey. (By the way, men-even gay men-do not have "breasts." The muscular masses protruding from the chests of bodies like Vin Diesel's physique are pecs, which is short for "pectoral," as in "pectoral muscles," which no one, straight, gay, or in between, ever says.) It is represented by the actor Vin Diesel, of whom you will never have heard if you are not gay and have come (pun intended) to this page by accident or because you're "bi curious" or otherwise in denial about your budding homosexuality. The buff bod is the muscular, weightlifter's body that has been shaped and refined through hours of blood, sweat, and tears in gyms ( never "gymnasiums" to gay men) around the world. The next time you're cruising the gay personals, you'll know what you're looking for (and what your partic package has to offer to others).
Well, you came to the right place-at least in regard to male body types.
Chances are good, too, that you are hoping to see a little male booty. Most likely, you are also interested in learning about gay body types, which is why you navigated to this page out of the millions of other Internet pages that currently are available online. Chances are that if you have a penis and testicles and you are reading this article, you are whichever word for you are sat like best to read crap or hear crap.
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